"I play a radiator on TV."  Perfection

 An excerpt from the memoirs of established radiator actor "Perfection":

Hollywood, well New York, really, came calling. One day I was sitting in the middle of the workshop when my manager came in and cried "We got it!" What was it? It was THE CALL.

The big time, the bright lights, a real gig where I can let my steamier side show. I got a spot on the NBC hit, and I mean HIT show baby,  LAW & ORDER. Season finale May 18th.

I know I may not look it, but I'm 103.

You see, radiators my age don't get this kind of chance.

But I was pressure tested. I was sandblasted. I was  painted.

I've answered ALL the critics. My work stands for itself!

Funny thing, they took me for my looks. Crazy business I tell ya.

          "THEY CALL THIS A LIMO! MORE LIKE A COFFIN... OH,

            OH MY GOD! THEY CAST ME AS THE MURDER VICTIM.

            I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE READ THE CONTRACT."

ASK THIS OLD HOUSE was exciting

Having aired throughout the month of February on PBS, Radical is getting busier with sandblast and refinishing projects for the spring. Get on the calendar now and I'll be sure to fit your radiators in.